Friday, May 08, 2020
Conspiracy theories (and the assholes who believe them)
I really don't get at all the right wing wing nuts who call the real news "fake" but believe in phony conspiracy theories, lots of them have the air they they know what's going on but when it's their time to shine, it's always one of the latest conspiracy theories that came from some faketriot blog that was probably composed by some Russian troll as "some entertainment for Yankee imbeciles". When the "migrant caravan" erupted some time ago when all those people from Honduras, Guatemala, Venezuela, and parts of Mexico who come here for a better life. The theorists all stated "it was started by George Soros (why does his name come up in most of conspiracy theories), Clinton, Bill Gates, Obama and _______ (insert name of evil baby killing/god hating Democrat) to make dear Trumpee look bad", BTW Soros was the one driving the truck who took them 30 miles to the border from their home countries that was mentioned on some posts. That Soros, doesn't he have anything else better to do ;). Trump doesn't need a caravan of migrants on the border to look bad, he needs no help from anyone and does it perfectly on his own.
I thought "Pizzagate was the end all, the big poppa of Conspiracy theories
If you never heard of it, let me explain.....
When the DNC's mail server was hacked, some geniuses claimed the leaked emails contained coded messages that connected several U.S. restaurants, Hillary Clinton and high-ranking officials of the Democratic Party with an alleged human trafficking and child sex ring. One of the establishments allegedly involved was the Comet Ping Pong restaurant and pizzeria in Washington, D.C. Proponents of the theory read the emails and alleged they contained code words for pedophilia and human trafficking and also claimed that Comet Ping Pong was a meeting ground for Satanic ritual abuse. It all came to a head in late 2016 when a 28-year-old man from Salisbury, North Carolina, arrived at Comet Ping Pong and fired three shots from an AR-15-style rifle that struck the restaurant's walls, a desk, and a door to be the potential hero of the story, the rescuer of the children. Wadda maroon! You always see this crap on some web page that appeals to faketriots and white nationalists, you know the ones that have keywords in their vernacular that attracts them, anything with the words "freedom", "patriot", "democracy", "Liberty", "white", "America", "stars & stripes", "2nd amendment", "minutemen" and "I ❤ guns".
Now here's the latest one, are you ready? Here we go.....
I wonder what kinds of drugs is that writer on, I need to try them.
Back when Obama was in the white house and Donald the "supreme ruler" dunce was spreading bullshit about "Obama being born in Kenya" to all the other dunces who believed him. Then it escalated with "Obama is going to enforce sharia law" which terrified the church of the poisoned mind especially since he has a non-'merican sounding name.
I got in a verbal confrontation with this religious whack in Ocean City Maryland a few years ago who was holding a sign and yelling at people that "Obama and Hillary are going to enforce sharia law", I mean he was scaring old ladies. I walked up and asked him "what's the difference between sharia law and a theocracy?" This guy starts yelling about Obama bringing sharia law and making kids read the Koran in schools". "Nope that's not the answer, the answer is the book involved. Sharia law is the Koran, theocracy is the bible. Both say the same thing, both oppress people, religious laws control both governments, both are demeaning and come from the dark ages." The guy gives me a puzzled look and says "but it's sharia law", then I tell him "don't you want abortionists and the ladies who have abortions put to death, gays stoned to death, everything is controlled by the church, anyone who mocks your god get's stoned to death or put in stocks for people to throw things at, God is in the classrooms and everywhere else and the holy book is rammed down people's throats, that's sharia law and it's also a theocracy". He gives me a confused look and resumes to screaming his Obama-is-a-Muslim-and-is-going-to-enforce-sharia-law conspiracy theories at everyone passing by. I thought to myself "there's no reasoning with stupidity".
