Monday, April 27, 2020
What I did while out of work during the COVID-9 shutdown
What I did while out of work during the COVID-19 shutdown.
The first thing I did was get out of bed, take a piss, then brush my teeth, make a cup of coffee and drink it while watching DVD's. Fuck around on the computer, take the dog out to walk and get #1 and 2 out of him, make lunch, eat that, drink more coffee, take a piss, practice my bass, listen to Trump ramble on due to his adderal intake, clean room, get a Slurpee, drove around, came home, wife comes home from work and asks me "what did you do today?" "I took the dog out and drank coffee, watched TV, tried to get the dog to shit but couldn't since he was eating napkins from the trash can and he's stopped up".
What I did on the second day while out of work during the COVID-19 shutdown.
The first thing I did was get out of bed, take a piss, then brush my teeth, make a cup of coffee and drink it while watching DVD's. Fuck around on the computer, take the dog out to walk and get #1 and 2 out of him, make lunch, eat that, drink more coffee, take a piss, practice my bass, listen to Trump ramble on due to his caffeine and sugar intake, clean room, get a Slurpee, drove around, come home, wife comes home from work and asks "what did you do today?". Well I drove around, called my boss, tried to get the dog to shit since he ate hair from the trash can and is constipated".
What I did on the third day while out of work during the COVID-19 shutdown.
The first thing I did was get out of bed, take a piss, then brush my teeth, make a cup of coffee and drink it while watching DVD's. Fuck around on the computer, take the dog out to walk and get #1 and 2 out of him, make lunch, eat that, drink more coffee, take a piss, practice my bass, listen to Trump ramble on like a braindead retard on TV, clean room, 7-11 shut down the Slurpee machine due to the outbreak, drove around, come home, wife comes home from work and asks "what did you do today?". Well I drove around, planted grass where the the yard was damaged from the water pipe being replaced, tried to get the dog to shit since he ate a paper plate from the trash can and is constipated"
What I did on the forth day while out of work during the COVID-19 shutdown.
The first thing I did was get out of bed, take a piss, then brush my teeth, make a cup of coffee and drink it while watching DVD's. Fuck around on the computer, take the dog out to walk and get #1 and #2 out of him, make lunch, eat that, drink more coffee, take a piss, practice my bass, listen to Trump ramble on like a mongoloid on Red Bull on TV, cleaned the garage, Wawa shut down the soda and Icee machines due to the outbreak, drove around, come home, wife comes home from work and asks "what did you do today?". Well I drove around, cleaned the garage, tried to get the dog to shit since he ate a pantie liner from the trash can and is constipated as usual" (I don't know who's more stupid, the dog or Trump).
30 days later....
What I did on the thirty forth day while out of work during the COVID-19 shutdown.
The first thing I did was get out of bed, take a piss, then brush my teeth, make a cup of coffee and drink it while watching DVD's. Fuck around on the computer, take the dog out to walk and get #1 and #2 out of him, make lunch, eat that, drink more coffee, texted the boss, filled out a online form for unemployment, take a piss, practice my bass, listen to Trump ramble on like a coked out dunce on TV about consuming disinfectants to fight the virus and made a fool of himself here and around the world, cleaned our bedroom, nothing is open due to the outbreak except fast food, drove to Wine Spirits & More to get boxes and watched the Delaware cops run out the cars coming in from PA, MD and NJ to buy booze, came home, wife comes home from work and asks "what did you do today?". "Well I drove drove to Wine Spirits & More to get boxes and watched the Delaware cops run out all the cars coming in from PA, MD and NJ to buy booze, cleaned the bedroom, the dog is liquid since he got into the kitchen somehow and ate all the cat's food and he's shitting all over the place".
How is your day?
The first thing I did was get out of bed, take a piss, then brush my teeth, make a cup of coffee and drink it while watching DVD's. Fuck around on the computer, take the dog out to walk and get #1 and 2 out of him, make lunch, eat that, drink more coffee, take a piss, practice my bass, listen to Trump ramble on due to his adderal intake, clean room, get a Slurpee, drove around, came home, wife comes home from work and asks me "what did you do today?" "I took the dog out and drank coffee, watched TV, tried to get the dog to shit but couldn't since he was eating napkins from the trash can and he's stopped up".
What I did on the second day while out of work during the COVID-19 shutdown.
The first thing I did was get out of bed, take a piss, then brush my teeth, make a cup of coffee and drink it while watching DVD's. Fuck around on the computer, take the dog out to walk and get #1 and 2 out of him, make lunch, eat that, drink more coffee, take a piss, practice my bass, listen to Trump ramble on due to his caffeine and sugar intake, clean room, get a Slurpee, drove around, come home, wife comes home from work and asks "what did you do today?". Well I drove around, called my boss, tried to get the dog to shit since he ate hair from the trash can and is constipated".
What I did on the third day while out of work during the COVID-19 shutdown.
The first thing I did was get out of bed, take a piss, then brush my teeth, make a cup of coffee and drink it while watching DVD's. Fuck around on the computer, take the dog out to walk and get #1 and 2 out of him, make lunch, eat that, drink more coffee, take a piss, practice my bass, listen to Trump ramble on like a braindead retard on TV, clean room, 7-11 shut down the Slurpee machine due to the outbreak, drove around, come home, wife comes home from work and asks "what did you do today?". Well I drove around, planted grass where the the yard was damaged from the water pipe being replaced, tried to get the dog to shit since he ate a paper plate from the trash can and is constipated"
What I did on the forth day while out of work during the COVID-19 shutdown.
The first thing I did was get out of bed, take a piss, then brush my teeth, make a cup of coffee and drink it while watching DVD's. Fuck around on the computer, take the dog out to walk and get #1 and #2 out of him, make lunch, eat that, drink more coffee, take a piss, practice my bass, listen to Trump ramble on like a mongoloid on Red Bull on TV, cleaned the garage, Wawa shut down the soda and Icee machines due to the outbreak, drove around, come home, wife comes home from work and asks "what did you do today?". Well I drove around, cleaned the garage, tried to get the dog to shit since he ate a pantie liner from the trash can and is constipated as usual" (I don't know who's more stupid, the dog or Trump).
30 days later....
What I did on the thirty forth day while out of work during the COVID-19 shutdown.
The first thing I did was get out of bed, take a piss, then brush my teeth, make a cup of coffee and drink it while watching DVD's. Fuck around on the computer, take the dog out to walk and get #1 and #2 out of him, make lunch, eat that, drink more coffee, texted the boss, filled out a online form for unemployment, take a piss, practice my bass, listen to Trump ramble on like a coked out dunce on TV about consuming disinfectants to fight the virus and made a fool of himself here and around the world, cleaned our bedroom, nothing is open due to the outbreak except fast food, drove to Wine Spirits & More to get boxes and watched the Delaware cops run out the cars coming in from PA, MD and NJ to buy booze, came home, wife comes home from work and asks "what did you do today?". "Well I drove drove to Wine Spirits & More to get boxes and watched the Delaware cops run out all the cars coming in from PA, MD and NJ to buy booze, cleaned the bedroom, the dog is liquid since he got into the kitchen somehow and ate all the cat's food and he's shitting all over the place".
How is your day?
